Roses are red.

Roses are red

and violets are purple

We are so blessed

that God made me fertile.

Roses are red

and daisies are white.

Now let's pray to God

our son sleeps tonight.

Roses are red

Daffodils, they're yellow.

My mental state

is as stable as jello.

Roses are red

Tulips are Pink

By the way, honey

There's poop in the sink.

Roses are red

And I didn't have time

To make you a gift

Or a sweet Valentine

But despite all of that

These two things are true

Roses are red

And I love you.