Roses are red.
Roses are red
and violets are purple
We are so blessed
that God made me fertile.
Roses are red
and daisies are white.
Now let's pray to God
our son sleeps tonight.
Roses are red
Daffodils, they're yellow.
My mental state
is as stable as jello.
Roses are red
Tulips are Pink
By the way, honey
There's poop in the sink.
Roses are red
And I didn't have time
To make you a gift
Or a sweet Valentine
But despite all of that
These two things are true
Roses are red
And I love you.
